And you can quote me on that!

Over the years, I've had the good fortune of coming into close contact with many interesting people, mainly in the corridors of Grand Central Station.  Some of these encounters have touched me deeply - others just ran off with my watch.  All in all, I feel I gained more than I lost, though a hot bath and a visit to the dry cleaners usually took care of that.

Here are some of the people I've met and what they've said about me.  Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely intentional.

Cosmo Kramer "He's one strange Indian dude..."
Cosmo Kramer
Albert Einstein "A pathetic cry for attention - it's deplorable (relatively speaking)"
Albert Einstein
Basil Fawlty "He's not from Barcelona, is he?"
Basil Fawlty

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